You can make it true. Just use your A S D and arrow keys and Jesus wins.
Comedy Central features a funny beat’em up South Park style.
Besides having Jesus win the tournament, you can as well choose to show up as Satan and perform special moves more evil than resurrection, holy fist, slight healing or Santa’s gift.
One religious sign of the game is so small, but don’t miss it:
Kyle throws a David Star shuriken, if you like.
Hardly sports, but surely religion.