Month: November 2007

  • South Park: Jesus wins!

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    You can make it true. Just use your A S D and arrow keys and Jesus wins. Comedy Central features a funny beat’em up South Park style. Besides having Jesus win the tournament, you can as well choose to show up as Satan and perform special moves more evil than resurrection, holy fist, slight healing…

  • Kaka planning future as evangelical minister

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    AC Milan playmaker Kaka sees himself becoming an evangelical minister when he quits playing soccer.“I would like that a lot,” Kaka said in interview in the December issue of the Italian version of GQ, which was posted on the magazine’s Web site on Wednesday. “It’s a difficult road – you have to study theology and…

  • Jon Kitna doesn’t have to go to hell

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    It was a difficult day for the Detroit Lions as they fell to the Green Bay Packers in the 68th Annual Thanksgiving Day Classic. At least Lions quarterback Jon Kitna had something to be thankful for: “That I don’t have to go to hell.” Isaac asks: “If God is on Jon Kitna’s side, who could…

  • Answers to a Pool Player’s Prayers

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    Don’t be misled by the great title of this book. The only prayer the player says goes like this: “Oh Lord, please reveal to me the magical aiming secret.”

  • Ferocious

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    There is a myspace profile around that list the following hero: “THE MAN THAT I THANK FOR EVERTHING HES DONEIN MY LIFE! GRACIAS DIOSITO! SIN TI NO PODIA SER NADA!” The Official Ferocious Fernando Vargas’s Details are not as suprising:Status: MarriedHere for: NetworkingOrientation: StraightHometown: OxnardBody type: 5′ 10″ / AthleticEthnicity: Latino / HispanicReligion: CatholicZodiac Sign:…