The Christmas Linebacker brings the Christ back to Christmas.
Santa Claus spends 350 days a year shoveling snow in the North Pole. For the last few days he tried to do some sporting activities — golfing, surfing, skateboarding, mountain biking, even rock climbing.
And of course he’s gonna check his list twice, whether those NHL guys are naughty or nice. Today’s elves are really sexy and that is why Satan steals Christmas by diverting our focus.